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Gods Demotivational Poster


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....

DEFYING GODS - How to avoid Jesus

TAGS: jesus defying gods
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:19 pm
You have to be creative and unique here. If not funny
caveman - April 14, 2012, 2:57 am
I'm just saying that you'll find plenty of posters that did well that basehed or poked fun of one form of religion or another. This poster just wasn't creative and thus the low vote
Bizy - April 14, 2012, 1:41 am
Are so sure caveman I also posted this on reddit/funny/atheism and it did well also got upvoted... :/
caveman - April 13, 2012, 11:26 pm
Trust me, it's not the atheism/religion thing that got this voted down.
Bizy - April 13, 2012, 10:28 pm
hmmmm I guess there aren't that many atheists on motifake. O well it was worth a sh**.

LED ZEPPELIN - Don't even attempt playing "Stairway to Heaven" unless you're the gods of Rock

TAGS: gods rock music
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by zoso100

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:24 pm
I never liked Led Zeppelin. Too many of their songs sounded the same.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:52 pm

If websense wasn't on my work I would give it a 2L, one from home & 1 from work.
BoneCD - July 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Sorry about that I meant Jimmy Page!
BoneCD - July 28, 2010, 11:37 am
Led got it's name from Keith Moon of the Who; Robert Plant asked him if he wanted to start a band together (RP was Joe ****er's lead guitarist at the time) and Keith said, "That will go over like a Lead Zeppelin..." They were both stoned at the time.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 1:06 am
oh well. look's like 1L's all the way
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 1:02 am
MY bad. I typed in the rejection reason, and hit approval instead.

THE GODS ARE ANGRY - I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

TAGS: lightning greece irritation gods
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MFS

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:33 pm
Nice. That guy's wondering how the heck is he gonna walk home through that.


TAGS: gods woman headache nag
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Zagato

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:31 pm

BAD SPELLING - I blame the Bugton Gods.


TAGS: god gods atheism atheist religion
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by boringlameguy

Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
I like it too.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:19 pm
I sent it via SETI
crankyhead - July 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
L.Ron Hubbard didn't get your memo...
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:59 pm
Good poster for a 1L bomber.

GOD'S GOATSY - And the sky opened and bellowed with a loud thunder and horrid stench !!!

TAGS: gods goatsy
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

THANK THE ELDER GODS - Spring has finally come to Innsmouth!

TAGS: elder gods chuthulu
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Chef

Ed-Hyde - May 5, 2010, 2:39 pm
Go fightin' cephalopods! I'a I'a Cthulu!
IllicoPresto - May 4, 2010, 6:53 pm


Saint Elvis -

TAGS: choosing your gods saint elvis
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 10:02 pm
Little known fact: revelation played backward is the exact chord progression for "Sweet Caroline".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:28 pm
My family knew some wacko who thought that Neil Diamond was Jesus Christ in his return.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 6:03 pm
That's the society I want to party in. Long live the King


TAGS: ban hammer lightining motigods wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Wytch

forseti - August 11, 2011, 2:03 am
I know them moderators for some days and I'm pretty sure they'd all use neither the hammer nor lightning with her... I let you know the "tool" in a pm perhaps.

TITANIC AND THE GODS! - Can't Sink "A" I'll See To That !!

TAGS: gods
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

DISCOVERY - Today on National Geographic: the long lost septic wonder simply known as "God's Throne."

The superpower I want -

SOCIAL LADDER - I guess this means I'm doing something right this is what it feels like to be with the moti-gods

TAGS: gods motifake
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by guyfox

guyfox - December 14, 2010, 8:28 pm
ain't that a kick to the groin
Claire - December 14, 2010, 8:23 pm
I can not only resist the mustache, but also the face behind it.
guyfox - December 14, 2010, 8:21 pm
you know you can't resist the mustache
Claire - December 14, 2010, 8:19 pm
Surely you jest.
guyfox - December 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
but I'm not one for beards it would cover up my devilishly good face
Claire - December 14, 2010, 8:15 pm
guyfox - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm
what about a grey goatee?
rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

a few mods & greybeards...noobs?
Claire - December 14, 2010, 8:11 pm
That's not very nice.
guyfox - December 14, 2010, 8:05 pm
this just became the most sorry bunch of noobs I've seen
foresti - December 14, 2010, 7:45 pm
I have to confirm that...
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:43 pm
Sweet tell her i said hi. All i know is your mom said you stopped by after i left before she had time to brush her teeth and still gave you a smooch on the lips.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
Sorry What?...I was busy shagging your Mom.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:35 pm
Shut up pu$$y why don't you go make a thread in the forum to cry about it so it can be deleted
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:32 pm
What the hell...I'm not really feeling the love right now.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:24 pm

it is a pic of moooooooo
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:15 pm
Submit it so i can reject it due to personal attack posters against whiny noobs are not allowed cause no one wants to hear any more b!tching than the normal moo and GCS meltdown.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:13 pm

I have a reb***al poster for this.....
foresti - December 14, 2010, 7:10 pm
face, your an... never mind.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:07 pm
*you're* Don't even need to tell me i know i am an idiot
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:07 pm
Guy you are a douche but your in luck case mooooooo likes to suck off douches.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm
You Douche...LOL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm
You have to understand Guy, We like to tease people here. No one is out to get you or hurt your feelings. We're just having fun at your expense. Being able to take it is what makes a good Motifaker.
guyfox - December 14, 2010, 6:24 pm
alot of people make posters about themselves I just thought I was doing good since this is only the second time my poster has appeared on the top 5
TheOne - December 14, 2010, 2:30 pm
Heh I just noticed my motifakes on the left...1L
guyfox - December 11, 2010, 6:42 pm
ouch.......and I thought I was getting better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
I approved this so we could take you down a peg. maybe you'll grow a pair. 1L
guyfox - December 11, 2010, 4:36 pm
can't you just be happy I got 1 up there after all I'm no moti-god
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:44 am
Honking your own horn is equivilent to ego masterbation. It's all about the "U". if you're going to do it, should have put 2 of your own postsers on the left, not someone elses.

THOR - Norse God of Thunderous Belches

TAGS: gods thunder beer
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - January 18, 2011, 11:03 pm
I'm busy surfin'. Settle your frost bitten b*** down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:41 pm
Hey ICE....check your pm's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 3:04 am
We all had a bad start....how does it feel?...b****. ....LOL!
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:36 pm
Hey! We all have our cellars. Besides, I was probably drunk. Probably.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:34 pm
oh by Odin's sack! that is bad

THANK THE ELDER GODS FOR SUMMER! - I am gonna eat me a bunch of those! then I might have some grapes....


TAGS: 73 ad romans win the romans win oh my gods the romans win
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 8:03 pm
They're the masters... no shame in that.
MO - June 22, 2009, 7:54 pm
What'sa-masada with you? Don't you know the first rule of Masadafaking is.....DON'T BITE!!!!! (hard)
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
I bit. Hard.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:41 pm
The quality and direction of this harassment is... legendary.
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 2:00 pm
Hmm. Searched under "Jew" and "Masada" - this was it. I am now inclined to think I am merely being toyed with.
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 1:47 pm
I must now commit ritual Sepuku. Honor demands it.
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 1:43 pm
How could you have missed all the Masadafakes? I was so glad when that whole thing was over, and yet they KEEP showing up.
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 1:24 pm
My apologies. No results turned up on searching "Masada".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 22, 2009, 1:16 pm
Yet another motifake about Masada. This subgenre is getting crowded and stale.

HEY YOU - In the clown suit... Get your head outta the cloud

YEEEEEAAAaaaaaaa -

TAGS: clashofclans godsoncoc overpowered maxed
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by Sniperguy

Greeny - July 19, 2014, 8:06 am
Is this about pounding the bacon?

Merry Cthulhumas -

TAGS: xmas cthulhu lets show some love for the elder gods ok
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
This pretty much covers the holidays from Oct thru Jan
Sho - December 26, 2014, 10:37 pm
looks like the cover of some kind of fairy tale book lol
JesusWept - December 26, 2014, 11:25 am
LOL very cool! L L L L L